Basic and Advanced You're

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Last modified: Aug 31 2004

Basic You're

your
Belonging to you.
you're
Short for "you are".

Advanced You're

its
Belonging to it.
it's
Short for "it is" or "it has".

Get it right, for God's sake. Pigs can work out how to use a joystick, and people still can't do this!

The Government aims to have 80% of school leavers able to spell "you're" and "its" by 2006. Not really, of course. Even the quality press (e.g. the Independent) can't get it consistently right. On October 2nd, 1998, the Times Higher Education Supplement reported that 78% of British students were unable to spell ``its''.


Selected Comments

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  • Peter Cassidy supplies another advanced guide:
  • Nik Devlin gets political:
  • Susan writes:

    Very Advanced You're

    Suggested by Robin ``Feynmann'' Stevens
    there
    That place.
    their
    Belonging to them.
    they're
    Short for "they are".

    Really, Really Advanced You're

    Suggested by Lambros Lambrou, a pianist
    whose
    Referring to a person.
    who's
    Short for "who is".

    Further You're

    Suggested by Colin Batchelor ``Bedroom''
    to
    Unstressed word. Used as part of the verb infinite or as a preposition.
    too
    Stressed word. Indicates an excess.
    two
    Stressed word. Successor of one.
    Colin Batchelor ``Bedroom'' adds:

    Froggin' Advanced You're

    Suggested by Robin ``Feynmann'' Stevens
    we're
    We are.
    were
    Past tense (second person and plural) and subjunctive of to be.

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