(Unauthorized) Homepage of the Top Secret Workshop

When, where, and most of all WHY will this top secret and highly confidential workshop take place? High-ranking universal algebraists would kill me if I told you. But highlights of the workshop are rumored to include Emil's tame congruence theoretic proof of the Feit-Thompson Theorem and Steve's proof that the Riemann Conjecture follows from the structure theorem for E-minimal algebras. Ross is expected to make his usual contributions unless we can stop him. That's all I can say. In fact, I've already told you too much.